Lemons into Lemonade

My Two sisters and I
Left to Right: Victoria, Felicity, and ME 

So today my two sisters Felicity and Victoria and I started a new diet. you see it is our goal to loose ten percent of our body weight in ten weeks or until Felicity's next birthday which was in ten weeks when we started. we are coming on to our third weigh in and I have lost three kilos so it is better than nothing but not where I would like to be. because of the little weight loss we all decided to amp it up and we are starting a detox diet where we do not eat any solid food for TEN WHOLE DAYS. it is called the lemon detox diet and they give you everything that you are allowed to eat which includes salt water, lemon drink, herbal tea, and lemons lots and lots of LEMONS. they say though that if you do it for TEN days you can loose up to 14 kilos or a kilo a day. so we thought that we would give it a try.In this blog or for the next ten days I will be posting how it is going and what is happening to my body so here goes:


Last night we had our LAST SUPPER and had all the foods that we were not allowed to eat and man it was delicious, I wanted to eat more but I was way to full to eat more but my body was like this is the last time you will eat for awhile so eat more now. but I did well in not eating THAT MUCH. 

This is what I look like before the Diet so we shall see what we look like after

DAY ONE: day one was interesting it starts with a whole bottle of salt water (it is better warm then cold) both my sisters complained about it one of them even spewed up and had to start again, though my sister was coughing and pretending to spew in the background so that didn't really help. They kept telling me that it was horrible and that I was not going to last but it didn't fase me and that they should just stop complaining about it and just block their nose and drink it as fast as possible. both of them were like you just wait you will see and so they waited till i drunk mine, but the problem is it did not phase me one bit i drunk it like normal water, while the both of them took almost half an hour to drink it I done mine in like three minuets but by the fourth glass my body was telling me to stop. 


Sorry to tell you though that is not the worst part it is the next hour that you spend on the toilet that really gets to you. As my sister says it is like peeing out of your bum, I did not get it as bad as they did so maybe drinking the salt is better slow then fast, but one thing is for sure with three of us on the diet our family is going to need a lot more toilet paper. 

so that is it so far on day one, I need to go and make up the 'food' that we are allowed to eat or more like the 2L of drink that is allocated to us. this is the part that I am not going to like i say give me way more salt water any day. I tried it yesterday and I was like NASTY but I cannot give up on the first day so this is me signing out in the middle of DAY ONE